What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

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What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.

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What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.