What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a black man in a tree?

Branch Manager

Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has its pricks on the outside

Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!