What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

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What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

What's the biggest type of tree?

A Country.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!"

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What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has its pricks on the outside

What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.