What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

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How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?

Branch manager.

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What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

What is the most common use for pig skins?

To keep the pig in one piece.

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What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.