What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

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How do you make a cat bark?

Wrap it around a tree

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

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What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!