What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What's a pigs favorite morning tv show ?

Morning Ham

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

How do porcupines hug?

Carefully!

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine