What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

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What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

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One you sit on and the other is a park bench.

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How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

Why was the bottle laying down?

someone flipped it.

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What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

How do you prevent alcoholism?

Shots.

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What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.