What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

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What country do I live?

Iran

What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.

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How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

Nutsack Jokes More Nutsack Jokes

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.