What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.

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What's the difference between an orange?

One of them doesn't.

What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

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Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

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How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

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When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.