What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus?

on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

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What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

What's the best part about living in Flint, Michigan?

Leaded gasoline is pretty cheep!

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

Nutsack Jokes More Nutsack Jokes

Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied