What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the NBA and a pint of Guinness?

Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.

What's the difference between a midget and black people?

A midget is a small problem. Black people are a huge problem.

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What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

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What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

Nutsack Jokes More Nutsack Jokes

Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied