What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Where does Iron Man live?

Iron know.

What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?

A red jellyfish.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

Nutsack Jokes More Nutsack Jokes

Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied