Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

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What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.

Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...