Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

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How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

What do you call some who is afraid of Santa?

Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week.

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Who is?

These nuts"

What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

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Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.