Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

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Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.