Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

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Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.