What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera?

A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What do you call a group of scientologist almonds?

Nuts.

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck... I'll see myself out now.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What do Mexicans say on their first day in America?

Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light...

Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What do you call a near-empty bag of cereal?

Luckily Charms

What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain