Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

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How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

What do you find with 4 Catholics?

A fifth.

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What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

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Why did the melons decide to have a wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

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Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

What is mother-approved and child-tested?

Coat-Hanger Abortions