Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

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Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

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What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

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What is mother-approved and child-tested?

Coat-Hanger Abortions

What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!