What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

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Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

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What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!"

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

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What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

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What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

What object crashes the most?

A kaleidoscope!

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How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

What do you think it'll be like?

The other student shrugs and says, "Remains to be seen".