What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu?

He's from Team Rocket

Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

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What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

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What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

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What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

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Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous?

anonagon.