Slow down and apply lube
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Elon Musk
You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.
Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.
When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it
Row v. Wade
Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!
Because the directions say to apply it liberally.
Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.
Only one but 200 applied for the job.
If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."
Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.
The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.
Hit the road, Jack.
They both applied to UT Austin
Simple, you get stoned twice
You're too young to be smoking!
Minus one.
Ready teddy go !
Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays
They were trying to keep their german market.
What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."
A rotisserie chicken
I'm stuck on you!"
Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..
The XD card.
A Clock-18
Slow down and grab some lube!!
