Slow down and apply lube
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Elon Musk
You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.
Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.
When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it
Row v. Wade
Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!
Because the directions say to apply it liberally.
Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.
Only one but 200 applied for the job.
If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."
Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.
The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.
Hit the road, Jack.
They both applied to UT Austin
What's up, ohmie
Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.
Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash
Firewood.
50 pounds.
My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.
One Direction
We just report the facts we don't change them."
More guns.
He was invited to thunday math.
A scale letrix!
A herd of stampeding aardvarks!
Seals.
Nothing. It just shuts up.
