Slow down and apply lube
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Elon Musk
You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.
Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.
When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it
Row v. Wade
Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!
Because the directions say to apply it liberally.
Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.
Only one but 200 applied for the job.
If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."
Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.
The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.
Hit the road, Jack.
They both applied to UT Austin
That's not funny.
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."
Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.
None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.
The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.
Tetris
Cuz they're not for prophets.
Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!
she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."
She was trying to blow the horn
Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.
A Hun knee comb.
and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."
About 20kg.
Cargo pants
Allah-lcohol
