Slow down and apply lube
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Elon Musk
You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.
Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.
When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it
Row v. Wade
Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!
Because the directions say to apply it liberally.
Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.
Only one but 200 applied for the job.
If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."
Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.
The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.
Hit the road, Jack.
They both applied to UT Austin
Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..
3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.
Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.
They both have a hated governor.
They both want to make money off of other people's work!
They want everything to be straight.
Looks to me like they go both ways.
A Navajo.
Salmon Manilla
A radish
Oinkment!
Make like a banana and peel.
One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.
They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries
Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.
