How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

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Why did the Republican get a sunburn?

Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.

Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

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Why cant a Gorilla get a job?

BECAUSE HE'S BLACK

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

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Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

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How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.