How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

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Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

Why do they call it "Lipstick?

When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it

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How about something personal?

Me: Personally I need a job.

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

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Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

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What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"