What do you call an arrogant convict coming down the stairs?

A condescending con, descending.

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Who came in first?

The over easy egg because it was really runny. How about second The over medium egg because it was only a little runny. And last That would be the baked egg.

What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

What do you call a haughty criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?

They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.