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What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

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Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

How do I submit a joke?

Do I hand my life in

Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal?

Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)

What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?

Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)

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Why should I submit a joke today?

Because today's April full!

What are the best funny fake names you know?

I submit - Craven Moorehead

How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

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What do you call someone with a large head?

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Because he needed a stool sample.

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