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What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

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Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

How do I submit a joke?

Do I hand my life in

Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal?

Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)

What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?

Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)

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Why should I submit a joke today?

Because today's April full!

What are the best funny fake names you know?

I submit - Craven Moorehead

How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

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What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with?

Downy.

Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

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What's the difference between a doctor and a chair salesman?

The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample.

Why did the doctor go the furniture store?

Because he needed a stool sample.

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What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

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What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

Allah Jokes More Allah Jokes

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

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What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?

A pimp

What's Lance Armstrong's favorite pen brand?

Uniball. What's a Muslim's favorite pen Arab Bic. What's a deaf-mute's favorite pen Pentel.