Why did the doctor go the furniture store?

Because he needed a stool sample.

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Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

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Why are there so many doctors in India?

Because about 20 million people are Sikh.

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

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What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

What's the difference between a doctor and a chair salesman?

The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample.