Why did the doctor go the furniture store?

Because he needed a stool sample.

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How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...

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What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

What did the doctor call his new metal band?

Inflamed

Stool Sample Jokes More Stool Sample Jokes

What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.