Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.

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What does a dog do that a man steps in?

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Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

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Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.