Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

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You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.

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Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.