Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

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he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

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Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.