Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

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What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

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Why did the horse feel famous on Reddit?

He was gelded.

Why the tourists feel so happy driving by Taj Mahal?

Because they're going via Agra!

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Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years?

Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years? Michael Jackson

Why parents don't allow their children to listen to M. Jackson songs?

because they are very touching

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What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

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Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.