What would a world without women feel like?

A pain in the arse.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman with one short leg?

ilene.

How many menstruating women does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

Why did Hank Hill join an S&ampM club?

He heard they were Pro-Pain.

Arse Jokes More Arse Jokes

What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.

What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.