What would a world without women feel like?

A pain in the arse.

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How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb?

One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.

What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

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What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

What do you call a person who delivers horribly?

A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you make a woman drive in a circle?

Take away her rights.

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.

Arse Jokes More Arse Jokes

What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.

How do you make a dinosaur?

Kick it up the arse