What would a world without women feel like?

A pain in the arse.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

What do you call a donut that is out of this world?

Astronaut-----

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?

A dead baby.

What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

Arse Jokes More Arse Jokes

What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.

What can a lawyer do that a duck can't?

Stick his bill up his arse.