Stick his bill up his arse.
A stick.
Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.
A: Pluck a duck.
Amok
He always shoves a Bill down her throat!
Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.
We're both lawyers.
New Jersey had first choice.
The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.
Warren.