What can a lawyer do that a duck can't?

Stick his bill up his arse.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's brown ans sticky???

a stick :) haha (yes i know its super lame)

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Who's there ! Bill ! Bill who ?

Bill-tup area !

Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

Arse Jokes More Arse Jokes

What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.