What can a lawyer do that a duck can't?

Stick his bill up his arse.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!"

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What is it called when two lawyers are fighting?

Civil War

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

Arse Jokes More Arse Jokes

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

What would a world without women feel like?

A pain in the arse.