How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

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How do you call a jockey falling from his horse ?

An Hippic fail.

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats