How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

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What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable

What do you call a horse that's been all around the world?

A globe-trotter!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton