How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

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What did the horse say when he fell down?

I've fallen and I can't giddyup.

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

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Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

What do you call a duck that gets all A's?

A wise quacker.