How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

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Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

What did one duck say to the other?

Quack!