Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

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What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique. ...I'll get my coat.

Why did the duck go to jail?

A: He was selling quack.

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Why was the battery arrested ?

cuz it was charged with electricity .

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

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What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

a duck

What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

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What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case! I'll show myself out.

What did did the mother duck say to her duckling?

A: "If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one."

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What is the proper way to parallel park?

Park somewhere else.

What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son."