Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

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What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

What do you call a man who sells clockwork toys?

A Wind-up Merchant.

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What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

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What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter

Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

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Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

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What was Camelot ?

A place where people parked their camels !

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.