Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

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Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

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Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What does a duck say when it goes to the doctor?

Quack

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

What're you here for?

asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."

Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

Why was the lion-tamer fined ?

He parked on a yellow lion !