Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

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Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

because polly wanted a cracker

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did the mallard yell in the drive-by shooting?

Duck!!!

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ?

Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it !

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

What do you call a chinese food truck?

A Wok in the Park