What happened to the frog's illegally parked car?

It got toad away

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What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

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Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.