What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do girls and snowflakes have in common?

They can't drive cars.

What type of car does a Loch ness monster Drive?

A nissan

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did nobody in the Orlando nightclub fight back?

They weren't thinking straight.

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

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Where's the best place to find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

How can if you have a stupid dog ?

It chases parked cars !

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad