What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the tornado say to the car?

A:('You wanna go for a spin ')

What do you call a camel in a car?

A camel auto!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Where's the best place to find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

Where's a good place to get Italian food in the middle east?

Allah Garden.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

What happened to the frog's illegally parked car?

It got toad away