What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

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What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

A: From chasing cars.

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What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!"

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What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

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Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

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What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks