What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

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Why do you have a black eye?

You'll have two if you leave your girlfriend's underwear in my car one more time!

What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

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Why are pot heads always so condescending?

They always think they're higher then others

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

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Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

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Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

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Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.