What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a Latino on a bike?

Juan less car (one less car)

What did the car said to the valet?

I've been through a lot.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What does the cannibal think after seeing a wheelchair user?

Meals on Wheels

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Where's the best place to store ice cream cones?

Conetainers

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."