What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

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How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

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What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

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What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

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What happened to the frog's car?

It was toad.

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.