What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

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Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

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What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

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Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

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What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

he got toad

What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?

A croaksman !