What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

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How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

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What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What happened to Voldemort's face?

Nobody nose.

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Why did Ms. piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

What did Sacagawea the frog say in the trampoline factory?

I'm very hoppy.

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What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.