What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

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What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

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What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

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What do you call a hapoy frog?

Hoppy

Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"

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Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad