What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

he got toad

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What happens when a plant is sad?

The other plants have to photosympathize with it

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

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Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

What advice did the frog give to the condom manufacturer?

Rib it.

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What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?

A croaksman !

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.