What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

he got toad

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What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

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What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

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What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

Whats the world weakest animal ?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him !

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Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"