What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

he got toad

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What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

What happens when two smurfs are in love?

They smuck

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What did the frog with the speech impediment say?

Thibbit"

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

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What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?

A croaksman !

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Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide...