What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?

A croaksman !

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Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.

What do you call a bolt that dresses like a woman?

A cross-threader

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What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

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What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?

A croaksman !

What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ?

A spooksman !