What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?

A croaksman !

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What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

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What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ?

Star Warts !

Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

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What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?

A croaksman !

What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ?

A spooksman !