What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?

A croaksman !

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What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

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Whats the world weakest animal ?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him !

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

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What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?

A croaksman !

What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ?

A spooksman !