edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT
They go on their honeymoooooon!
Nothing because I'm a good parent.
He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography
Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot
He was afraid the ring would give him away.
Through Frodosynthesis
The ring bearer had an erection.
The designated driver.