Ring Bearer Jokes

Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

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When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

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When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

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How does Frodo make his own food?

Through Frodosynthesis

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What's delaying the Polish space program?

A: Development of a working match.

What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

Why Is Chemistry Racist?

It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone.

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When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

What do you call an Irishman who's had eight beers?

The designated driver.

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How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

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Why don't you get married?

Me: I've never been that hungry.

Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

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Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

What's the difference between an erection and a Ferrari?

whisper I don't have a Ferrari.