Ring Bearer Jokes

Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

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When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

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Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

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Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

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When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

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