The ring bearer had an erection.
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edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT
The designated driver.
An erection.
So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.
Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.
Through Frodosynthesis
Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.
They cantaloupe
A: Development of a working match.
They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.
He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.
I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost
Punchlines that got married and settled down.
Because she never marries the best man.