Ring Bearer Jokes

Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

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When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

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Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

Where did the burgers go after their wedding?

On a bun-eymoon!

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How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?

Because they had a crush on each other !sna

Delay Jokes More Delay Jokes

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

What's delaying the Polish space program?

A: Development of a working match.

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What do you call an Irishman who's had eight beers?

The designated driver.

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

Frodo Jokes More Frodo Jokes

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

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How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

How about that airplane food?

Edit: I'm so sorry.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.