The ring bearer had an erection.
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Ruthless.
Because he's married.
He came and went at the same time.
My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.
He was afraid the ring would give him away.
he was on a watch list...
Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."
The designated driver.
It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone
A new last name.
He doesn't approve of same sect marriage