Ring Bearer Jokes

Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

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When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

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he was on a watch list...

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Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

because he's covering an erection!

Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

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Why people cry during the weddings?

they are preparing for whats coming afterwards

Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

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What do you call an Irishman who's had eight beers?

The designated driver.

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

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Because he was married.

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Because he's married.

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Why are calculators grey and boring?

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