Ring Bearer Jokes

Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

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When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

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What was Boaz like before he got married?

Ruthless.

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?

Because he's married.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

Frodo Jokes More Frodo Jokes

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

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Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Delay Jokes More Delay Jokes

Why did Ahmed Mohamed get delayed at the airport?

he was on a watch list...

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

Designate Jokes More Designate Jokes

What do you call an Irishman who's had eight beers?

The designated driver.

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

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Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage