Ring Bearer Jokes

Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

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When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

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When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

What do you call an Irishman who's had eight beers?

The designated driver.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What did the priest get at Toys R Us?

An erection.

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

Frodo Jokes More Frodo Jokes

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

How does Frodo make his own food?

Through Frodosynthesis

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

Delay Jokes More Delay Jokes

What's delaying the Polish space program?

A: Development of a working match.

Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

Why did the gynecologist get taken in for questioning?

He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.

How good are you with Microsoft PowerPoint?

I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.