The ring bearer had an erection.
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edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT
They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.
Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."
The designated driver.
A new last name.
Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.
because he's covering an erection!
I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.
Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that
So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"
Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.
Force of Hobbit.
1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke
