The ring bearer had an erection.
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They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.
he was on a watch list...
The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."
A: Development of a working match.
Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."
Dismay.
You need a knife to get in the box.
Because they are feeling the Bern.
It has the most character.
An elven degenerate.
None, that's a hardware problem
No wonder you called the company Microsoft
None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.
Polly want a cracker with cavier please!
It didn't want to get water in its eyes.
Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.
From a distance they look like hares!
All that salt must make them thirsty.
A pocket watch.
Annoying.
