The ring bearer had an erection.
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They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.
he was on a watch list...
The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."
A: Development of a working match.
Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."
Dismay.
Names
One less drunk.
they are preparing for whats coming afterwards
Steaks.
The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
Cher-Mobile
A highlighter Edit: Or a Bud Light Courtesy of u/isnottoast
Put it in water
Punch him in the nose.
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance
Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P
I am dismayed!"
Because they can't put their finger on it.
One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."
