The ring bearer had an erection.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.
he was on a watch list...
The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."
A: Development of a working match.
Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."
Dismay.
They needed a developer.
Because you never get a goodbuy from them
Becuase they're working in the mine.
9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)
Bono-y-Bono
Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.
They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.
Be sharp or Be flat.
Polaroid Integral Film and Babies
He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.
a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.
Mascarpone!
Pounce...
The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.
DYE, DYE , DYEEEEEEE!