Delay Jokes

Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

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Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

Why did Ahmed Mohamed get delayed at the airport?

he was on a watch list...

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

What's delaying the Polish space program?

A: Development of a working match.

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.

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When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

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Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

Development Jokes More Development Jokes

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

What's delaying the Polish space program?

A: Development of a working match.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

Victim Jokes More Victim Jokes

What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

Moo Hoo Jokes More Moo Hoo Jokes

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

What is a moo hoo for a cow fight?

A cattle battle!

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

When i go down you know what it tastes like?

Depends...

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.