The ring bearer had an erection.
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They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.
he was on a watch list...
The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."
A: Development of a working match.
Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."
Dismay.
Because it needs bailing out.
Turn off all the lights.
A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.
yo get off me, homes!
They pick and choose what they want to believe.
They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road
Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here
Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff
Because he's close to The Edge
Router Limits!
They both lie about their emissions.
Because her hips won't lie.
There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.
The Adhomineminal Snowman
A concentration camp
He isn't a fungi.