The ring bearer had an erection.
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They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.
he was on a watch list...
The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."
A: Development of a working match.
Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."
Dismay.
Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*
They use a sea lion.
Nobody wanted to draw his iron.
Who wants to know
They needed a developer.
None, that's a hardware problem
I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.
Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.
Because he was a slice of bread
The cloths hanger only solves one problem.
It stares.
Miss.Steak
the Steaks are high."
I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)
An erection
