Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

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What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

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What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common?

What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common? In both people don't feel like showering.

How did the hipster narco escape from prison?

By going underground

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What does it look like when someone is drowning?

lol

Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

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What is faster hot or cold?

Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".

What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless. ...Sorry.

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

How do you pickup chicks in Auschwitz ?

With a dustpan..

Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful

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How do You find the worst joke of the internet?

You reddit.

What can't I find on the internet?

My keys

20 Year Jokes More 20 Year Jokes

Why would Rip Van Winkle make a good janitor?

Because he swept for 20 years.

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.