Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin. They hatin. Patrollin and tryna catch me ridin dirty.

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

Why did the Trix bunny hand out eggs?

Chicks are for kids!

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

What is the one thing you can't say even on the internet?

removed

What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

e-reptile dysfunction

20 Year Jokes More 20 Year Jokes

Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years?

Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years? Michael Jackson

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.