Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

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What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore )

What do you call a retarded psychic who just escaped from prison?

A small medium at-large!

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Where could you look up Joan of Arc's profile?

On Tinder.

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

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Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

How does a sea urchin search the internet?

sea urchingine

Whats the perfect place to hide a body on the internet?

The second page of a youtube search.

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What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.