Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

How do you find white shirts on the Internet?

Use a starch engine.

How do trees access the internet?

They log on

20 Year Jokes More 20 Year Jokes

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

Why would Rip Van Winkle make a good janitor?

Because he swept for 20 years.