What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!"

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What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What starts with an 'M', ends with 'arriage', and recently made me the happiest man alive?

Miscarriage

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How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

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What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats?

kicked out of the petting zoo...

What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

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Why are Native American strippers the best?

When they dance they make it rain.

What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.