What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!"

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What do bees say to psych themselves up at the start of their day?

Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!"

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

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Why is Patrick so dumb?

He's living under a rock.

Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice?

An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.

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How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes?

Very satisfying.

What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

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Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.