What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!"

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What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

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Why does Torque live on campus?

Because cross products don't commute!

Where do impoverished Italians live?

In the spaghetto

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Why should I hire you?

Because I have pictures of you with a goat "

What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

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Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.