What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!"

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What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

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To stop getting confused as feminists

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What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac

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Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

What happens to a laffy taffy joke in the rain?

It makes me laugh a little bit, in the rain.