What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!"

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

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Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours ?

A hermit crab !

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What did the Arab say to his goat?

Jihad Me at hello

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.