Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you call an engineer who looks at other people's shoes when walking?

Extroverted

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

What's 7 inches and makes women submissive?

A knife.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Where do footballers dance?

At a football!