Because they both looked sharp!
Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)
Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)
While I stroked his thigh with a knife.
Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin
Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick
A square dance.