Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ?

it has a blue light !

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Which dance will a chicken not do ?

The foxtrot !

Why are cpws made for dancing?

They're all born hoofers!