Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !

What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Where do snowmen go to dance?

The snowball!

Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.