Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

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How do you say unicorn in Spanish?

Unamaize

How do you say goodbye to two people in Spanish?

Adidos!

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What do you call a human organ cut in half ?

A human piano.

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

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What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

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What do you call a Spanish man with erasers for toes?

Roberto* What do you call a Spanish man with no car *Joaquin*

What do you call a Spanish man who has just got out of hospital?

Manuel...