Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

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What do you call a little pepper in Spanish?

A jalapequeno

What's the Spanish equivalent of the devil's lettuce ?

El Diablow

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How long do owls live?

Six and a half books.

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/

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What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

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What do you call a Spanish man who has just got out of hospital?

Manuel...

What do you call a Spanish man with a rubber toe?

Robeerto.