Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

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Why was the Spanish train the primary suspect?

It had locomotive. (I'm not sorry)

What do you call s'mores in Spanish?

S'mas

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How long does an owl live?

About six and a half books.

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.

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Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

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What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

What do u call a spanish man with a rubber toe?

Roberto