Why did the Trix bunny hand out eggs?

Chicks are for kids!

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Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits?

Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.

How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

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What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"