Why did the Trix bunny hand out eggs?

Chicks are for kids!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

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What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

What do chicks and jobs have in common?

They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.