He died on the cross!
A mirage!
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.
Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.
To say "hello from the otter side"
He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!
Who cares!
They want to.
he forgot the safe word
He does crossfit.
At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"
YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!
