What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

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What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

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What are the similarities between a donkey and a Sikh?

They both look incredibly cute when they are little. They both grow up and go into the transportation business. Note: sikhs - or sardarji as they are commonly known in india - are the largest ethnic group in the truck driver profession. Punjabi food is available on highways across the country.

What's brightly coloured and looks good on raver kids?

Fire.

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Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

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How did Steve Jobs die?

From PC

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

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What is something that you never forget on a field trip?

9/11.

What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.