What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

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What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you call a hobbit that looks good in pictures?

Frodo-genic

What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

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What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !

Why did the crip cross the road?

Chuz

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What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee?

Life's a bee-itch and then you die."

How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What gym equipment does Jesus use?

A cross trainer.

How does Jesus make his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.