What gym equipment does Jesus use?

A cross trainer.

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Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

What do comic book collectors use in their hair?

Mint conditioner.

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What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin