What gym equipment does Jesus use?

A cross trainer.

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What did the stupid ghost do?

He used to climb over walls.

How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A.It's cloged up with paper plates.

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What is Jesus's least favorite gun?

A nail gun.

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"