What gym equipment does Jesus use?

A cross trainer.

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What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

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What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

What do you call someone who likes to dress up like Jesus?

A cross-dresser.