What gym equipment does Jesus use?

A cross trainer.

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How do you get into a haunted house?

By using a spookey!

How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.

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Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)