What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

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Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

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Peers

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Rick rolled.

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A tire.

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What's the difference between a blimp and 365 used condoms?

One's a Goodyear, the other's an awesome year.

What do you with 365 used rubbers?

Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.

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What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms?

It was a Good Year...

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.