Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.
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What do you call a man chasing a car? -Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired
A pumpkin!
Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.
The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.
An inner tuber.
One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.
A tire.
A rubber band
Tires need changing too you know!
It was missing a tire.
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A Ferris Wheel.
Your tires are low.
A tire
The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.
Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up
pssssssssssst
A tire!
He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."
Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.
a tire.
Because cars don't wear clothes.
A: I'm tired!
There are two black people fighting.
You made the chain too long in the kitchen.
It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.
He was always oncol
An on-call-ogist
Put his food stamps in his work boots
They can't go into a store without Robin
Because black tires makes your car run faster
Only if you have four black tires and a color TV
because it was too tired.
motorcycles don't have trunks
Ask them to say the word, "unionized".
Don't worry they'll tell you
They want to climb the heights of the business world!
When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.
Because the market got flooded.
A Nietzsche market!