Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.
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What do you call a man chasing a car? -Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired
A pumpkin!
Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.
The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.
An inner tuber.
One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.
A tire.
A rubber band
Tires need changing too you know!
It was missing a tire.
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A Ferris Wheel.
Your tires are low.
A tire
The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.
Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up
pssssssssssst
A tire!
He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."
Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.
a tire.
Because cars don't wear clothes.
A: I'm tired!
There are two black people fighting.
Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's
I wuv you watts and watts!
Anne hath a way."
Of chorus.
It makes their makeup run.
Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.
They warm up singing, 'Mi, mi, mi.... Mi!'
Racist.
They both only work with a chain on.
A doctor you racist.
you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
He was having problems with his sub-conscious.
Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.
So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"
Because he was two tired.
