Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
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What do you call a man chasing a car? -Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired
A pumpkin!
Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.
The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.
An inner tuber.
One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.
A tire.
A rubber band
Tires need changing too you know!
It was missing a tire.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
A Ferris Wheel.
Your tires are low.
A tire
The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.
Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up
pssssssssssst
A tire!
He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."
Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.
a tire.
Because cars don't wear clothes.
A: I'm tired!
There are two black people fighting.
It is when the blind try to read your face
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.
The bird doesn't feel he's home.
What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.
he asks with a large smile on his face.
Because n always has to be the center of attention.
AU"
He jump off the diving board before it was pool.
A. From chasing parked ambulances.
3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.
1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM
Cars.
Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.
Her mommy was in a jam.
A Philistine with two mommies ...
