Cancer Doctor Jokes

Why was the cancer doctor so tired?

He was always oncol

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What do you call a cancer doctor who works 24/7?

An on-call-ogist

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

All the cotton has been picked from her tampon.

Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

Testicular Cancer Jokes More Testicular Cancer Jokes

Why doesn't each pokemon have an additional poke ball?

Testicular cancer

Why did the clown go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling a little funny. He had testicular cancer.

Lung Cancer Jokes More Lung Cancer Jokes

What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

What did Pink Floyd say to Jerry Sandusky?

Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

Doc Jokes More Doc Jokes

What should I tell him?

Doc says, "Tell him I can't see him today."

What's up, Doc?

he's legitimately concerned.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

How long does it take for a black woman to poop?

Nine months.