Cancer Doctor Jokes

Why was the cancer doctor so tired?

He was always oncol

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What do you call a cancer doctor who works 24/7?

An on-call-ogist

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

Haha Jokes More Haha Jokes

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room( haha get it )

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young"

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

Lung Cancer Jokes More Lung Cancer Jokes

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

Doc Jokes More Doc Jokes

What should I tell him?

Doc says, "Tell him I can't see him today."

How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack