Cancer Doctor Jokes

Why was the cancer doctor so tired?

He was always oncol

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What do you call a cancer doctor who works 24/7?

An on-call-ogist

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

Doc Jokes More Doc Jokes

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

How did my operation go Doc?

Dr What Dr Omg I've only got half a colon

Optimist Jokes More Optimist Jokes

How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who says it's dark

What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.

Haha Jokes More Haha Jokes

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT ! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do you turn two colors that work into a rainbow that doesn't?

Colorizebot

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

Lung Cancer Jokes More Lung Cancer Jokes

What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.