Cancer Doctor Jokes

Why was the cancer doctor so tired?

He was always oncol

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What do you call a cancer doctor who works 24/7?

An on-call-ogist

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How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

How does Harry Potter get down the hill?

Walking. Edit: JK rolling.

Optimist Jokes More Optimist Jokes

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who says it's dark

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

Diagnose Jokes More Diagnose Jokes

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

What do you call someone on the borderline of being diagnosed with a borderline personality disorder?

An asylum seeker.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

Why don't cannibals like clowns?

they taste funny!

Cancer Patient Jokes More Cancer Patient Jokes

How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

What did the doctor say to the cancer patient?

You have tumor months to live.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby ?

You can feel his presents ...