Cancer Doctor Jokes

Why was the cancer doctor so tired?

He was always oncol

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What do you call a cancer doctor who works 24/7?

An on-call-ogist

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What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

How long does it take for a black woman to poop?

Nine months.

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What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

What did the woman say when she was diagnosed with cerebal palsy?

Nothing, she was too disabled to speak

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What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"

Why are the ladies thirsty so thirsty for my love?

It's Minute Made

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did music tell the pancakes?

B flat.

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

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What's the only thing worse than asbestos?

Asworstos.

Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

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How do you get a clown off a swing?

hit him in the face with an Axe

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

Doctor Office Jokes More Doctor Office Jokes

What did the doctors office say to the hurricane?

Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins

Why did the Ogre cry when he left the doctor's office?

He was diagnosed with shrecktal cancer.

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When's the improper fraction helpline open?

24/7

Which cable provider offers ISIS 24/7 support?

Daesh Network