Cancer Doctor Jokes

Why was the cancer doctor so tired?

He was always oncol

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What do you call a cancer doctor who works 24/7?

An on-call-ogist

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What did the pregnant blonde ask at the doctor's office?

Is it mine?

Why did the Ogre cry when he left the doctor's office?

He was diagnosed with shrecktal cancer.

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What do you call a cancer doctor who works 24/7?

An on-call-ogist

How is my wife doing?

Doctor: I'm so sorry. The accident has left her in a vegetative-like state and I don't think she'll ever recover. She can barely move her limbs, if at all, and will be confined to a bed or wheelchair without the ability to ever walk again. You'll need to care for her 24/7, clothe her, feed her, bathe her, and she'll have no control of her bladder or bowels. Again, I'm so, so, sorry... ..... ..... ..... Just kidding! She's dead.

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Why can't the armless girl comb?

Because she already had cancer.

What do fish do when they have cancer?

Nemotherapy

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Why did the clown go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling a little funny. He had testicular cancer.

Why doesn't each pokemon have an additional poke ball?

Testicular cancer

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

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What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common?

What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common? In both people don't feel like showering.

What does heroin make you feel like?

More heroin.