What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people say half a dozen?

Why can't they just say Six

What do you call it when people line up well?

High queue-ality.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

How do you say genius sarcastically?

Apple genius.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Why are rich people so concerned with etiquette?

Because they have a lot of manors.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?

The letter "D" !

Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

Steve Jobs Jokes More Steve Jobs Jokes

What my iPhone and Steve Jobs have in common?

They are both dead...

What did Bill Gates say to Steve Jobs?

Your products are fruity.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Apple Turnover Jokes More Apple Turnover Jokes

How do you make an apple turnover?

Push it down hill.

Why did the jellyroll?

He saw the apple turnover.