What do reddit fans and Apple fans have in common?

They both like seeing the same thing a year later.

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What is the last thing that tickle-me elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

a duck

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Which NBA team likes McDonald's the most?

Denver Nuggets

What do you call a guy who likes to lose?

Ewan

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.