Who's there ! Crispin ! Crispin who ?

Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !

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What do you call a guy who likes Adobe and little boys?

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They like to express the right to bear arms.

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What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

Who's there ! Apple ! Apple who ?

Apple the door myself!

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2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

Who's there ! Crispin ! Crispin who ?

Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !