Who's there ! Crispin ! Crispin who ?

Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !

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How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

What do your mom and the Baltimore Police have in common?

They both like giving nickel rides to black men!

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Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

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What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

Who's there ! Crispin ! Crispin who ?

Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !