What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What was the engineer's reaction to his wife being too heavy?

Cantilever? (can't I leave her)

What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What did the cannibal who was late to the dinner party get?

The left-ovaries.

Where do cannibals get their vegetables from?

the coma ward.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did the italian man with dementia have for dinner?

Forgetti Bolognese.

What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

Cold Shoulder Jokes More Cold Shoulder Jokes

What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

Why is r/Jokes only text, and forbids external links?

Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.

What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.