What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did Santa want a divorce?

His wife made sure he only came once a year.

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Who's there ! Bernadette ! Bernadette who ?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !

What's for dinner, mom?

Cannibal kids: "What's for dinner Mom "

Cold Shoulder Jokes More Cold Shoulder Jokes

What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

What do cannibals get when they are late for dinner?

The cold shoulder

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended