What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

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What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ?

He went down really well !

What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool?

CANNIBAL!!!

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

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What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven