What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

How do you say dinner in spanish?

JOHN CENA

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Cold Shoulder Jokes More Cold Shoulder Jokes

What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the luncheon?

The cold shoulder.

What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

How can you tell someone is a vegan, cross fitter, or an atheist?

alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended.

Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.