A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.
Four drinks.
The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.
Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window
fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.
Married.
Put a windshield in front of her.
It promotes equality.
They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.
He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.
It just makes you look photosynthesis.
Wrinkly.
A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)
They always take things the wrong way.
Politics.
