What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?

You hear about them but never see them

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Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

Who fancies going to Tunisia?

I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.

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What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

A: There have been sightings of UFOs.

What's the same between a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about them, but you never see one

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What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

A: There have been sightings of UFOs.

What's the difference between UFOs and an honest politician?

It is possible that UFOs exist.