Who fancies going to Tunisia?

I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.

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What does a man with one leg wear to the beach?

Flop.

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They don't like getting sand in their crack.

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What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

What is the most commonly heard four-letter word in a whorehouse?

Next!"

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What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

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Hello hello.

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Who fancies going to Tunisia?

I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

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What's the best part about going to a concert in Paris?

Free Shots

Who fancies going to Tunisia?

I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.