Who fancies going to Tunisia?

I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.

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Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach?

Flop-Flops :)

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Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had loco motives

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !

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Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

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What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

Who fancies going to Tunisia?

I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.

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Who fancies going to Tunisia?

I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.

What's the best part about going to a concert in Paris?

Free Shots