Who fancies going to Tunisia?

I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.

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How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

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Booooooo, Booooooo

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

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What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

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Because it will go right over his head

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What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

Who fancies going to Tunisia?

I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.

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Who fancies going to Tunisia?

I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.

What's the best part about going to a concert in Paris?

Free Shots