Free Shots
You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.
The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.
50 Cent ft. Nickelback
He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
The baghetto
He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."
I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.