When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

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How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

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What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready "

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

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What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!