When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

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How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

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What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready "

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Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

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When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?

During PRIME time!

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.