When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

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What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

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Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

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What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

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How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box