When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

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Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

Which positions does a violist use?

A: First third and emergency.

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

What's the food equivalent to Rachel Dolezal?

a hamburger.

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!