When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

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What's Subway Jared's favorite TV show?

19 Kids and Counting

How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

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What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

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What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!