When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

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What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

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Why is mustard good to have in case of an emergency?

It's always prepared.

Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

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How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

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What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.