When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

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What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

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19 Kids and Counting

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What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

What's your emergency, sir?

Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*

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What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

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He just wanted the inside scoop.

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Ronald MacAardvark!

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Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!