When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

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How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

Your fingers.

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What's your emergency, sir?

Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

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What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

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Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

What Is An Doge?

much wow such doge much grammar such hamburger so good