What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

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How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

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When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

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What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

Why do chefs put so much effort into baking cakes?

Because you only get out what you pudding.