What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

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What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

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What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

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What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets?

A: An onion.

Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.