What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

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Why did the Cook cross the road?

because there were "Too Many Cooks".

How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

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Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

Why is mustard good to have in case of an emergency?

It's always prepared.

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Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

How do you know if a chef is a clown?

A: The food tastes funny.