What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What kind of car does a pirate drive?

A Yarrrrrrrrris.

What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

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What do challah and martial arts have in common?

Judo

What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

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Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

What does a chef and a gravitational wave astronomer have in common?

They both work in gastronomy

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What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.