What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

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They both work in gastronomy

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

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