What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

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What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.

What kind of bread do Rednecks like?

Inbred

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What do challah and martial arts have in common?

Judo

What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

A: Steven Seagull

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What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

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Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.