What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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What do a gang member and a redneck have in common?

They both know how to throw a good hoe down.

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

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What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

What kind of dog does Sauron have?

A La-Barad-dr

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What is a vegetable's favorite martial art?

He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.

What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

What does a chef and a gravitational wave astronomer have in common?

They both work in gastronomy

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I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...

It was a soft drink.

Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)