What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

How do you know it was an Irishman?

because I had to help him....."

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What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang mail.

What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

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What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-thai.

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What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

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What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.