What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

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What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What kind of boy is he?

A noughty one.

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What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

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Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?

Because of his ground thyme.

What does a chef call an undercover cop?

Pig in a blanket.

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What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.