Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?

Because of his ground thyme.

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Why was the pilot dying?

Because he had terminal cancer.

Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

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How do you know if a chef is a clown?

A: The food tastes funny.

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.