Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?

Because of his ground thyme.

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Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

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How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?

Because of his ground thyme.