Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?

Because of his ground thyme.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Pilot.

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

What do you call a chef who's stingy with herbs?

PARSLEYMONIOUS