Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?

Because of his ground thyme.

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What do you call a Chinese pilot?

A pilot you racist!

What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

A PILOT, YOU RACIST!

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What did the chef say when he was skipped in rotation?

Hey that's my toque!!

Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.