Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Who's there ! Aladdin ! Aladdin who ?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you !

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag."

Delay Jokes More Delay Jokes

Why did Ahmed Mohamed get delayed at the airport?

he was on a watch list...

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."