Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

What happened to the concussed gravedigger?

He lost the plot.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why should you be afraid of a white guy in prison?

Because you know he's guilty

What is the most painful cereal known to man kind?

Banana Nut Crunch.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How did voldemort look like when he was hiding in albania?

Pretty gaunt

How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier?

A Drill Sergeant

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!