Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

Why did the mortgage broker go out of business?

Because he lost interest.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What does a chicken call its backpack?

A BokBok...

How do chickens get strong?

They egg-cersize.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting

How do you know that you're too old?

When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand ?

Birdsthigh fish fingers !