The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!
Because he four feet.
Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man
Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.
He heard there was chicken on the other side!
He heard the ref was blowing fouls
Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)
I'm like, 'Your husband'
Dodged-a-Rango
Because my wife wore the wrong socks.
he was two chickens
Moshed potatoes.
